Boo! Spooooooky Jokes

30 Oct

Happy day before Halloween!

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Penelope is the scariest ghost.

As you finish up this week, here are a few silly jokes:

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? — He didn’t have the guts!

Why are there fences around cemeteries? — Because people are dying to get in!

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? — It’s a pain in the neck.

Why did the ghost go to the bar? — For the boos!

What’s a haunted chicken? — A poultry-geist.

Have a fun, safe, + scary night!

P.S. Remember our SALE ends on Halloween at midnight!

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